Monday, February 18, 2008

Q & A at a Glendale hospital

From the Blog Wire Service

The public relations spokesperson blinks uncomfortably as she surveys the scene. The Paparazzi have mobbed the hospital hallway, begging for news of the Blog Writer.

Q What is the Blog Writer’s medical status?
A HIPAA law prohibits us from releasing any medical information on the Blog Writer’s condition.

Q C'mon, HIPAA doesn't apply in the Blogosphere, which exists beyond this space/time continuum…on computers in Brooklyn.
A Oh?

Q Rumor has it his surgeon gave him a knee from a genetically modified Holstein cow.
A No, of course not. His insurance would never pay for that. They only cover certified organic cattle.

Q A maintenance worker said that he endured great pain for 18 hours, resisting a variety of narcotic pain blockers.
A True enough. Dr. Lois Lane finally weakened his resistance using medicinal Kryptonite.

Q Is it true one of his arms is now shorter than the other?
A No, tho the brain cells in his Left Hemisphere are narrower than before surgery. He'll never notice.

Q Wait, there's Britany Spears!!

The herd thunders away and the Blog Writer quietly exits Stage Left.

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