Sunday, October 12, 2008

Retraction. It’s Worse than We Thought!

Retraction

In our October 3, 2008 post, we said,

PS Tried to find a picture of John McCain kissing a puppy, just so he wouldn’t feel left out here. Found nothing.
John McCain hates puppies!! You heard it here first.


A faithful reader has provided us with new canine data for the presidential candidates.

I just read in Dog Fancy that the McCains have 4 dogs and Obama has none.


Further research confirms this claim. Times article.


We regret the error (sorta).



News Flash!!

John McCain is running a puppy mill and is overwhelmed with canine responsibilities.

Stay tuned for more information about this Growing Scandal.


Bruce

Your fair and balanced reporter

1 comment:

Seeker said...

Well I have to say that is the first good thing I have heard about McCain in awhile. hmmmm - tks for the info - who would have thunk it?

Its your BCC AZ neighbor (to the south) - finally got my id going so I could drop you some comments. Tks for the humour & the connectivity info you sent earlier. have fun with your new puppy .....