Evidence of The Existance of God

We don't shop at Walmart.

We never shop at Walmart.

The WalMart You Don't Know web site
Don't Shop Walmart web site
Walmart is the Spawn of the Devil/Dick Cheney web site

No Walmart. Period.

Except this once. Tried in vain to find another source for the Consumer Reports Best Buy TV. (Yeah, we're finally buying a TV. We have dipped our toes back into the cesspool of popular culture. Was that too harsh?)

Back to Walmart. :< Reluctantly stopped at Walmart in Talent, Oregon to purchase said TV. I wear my shades and trench-coat, in 90 degree temperature. Jenna dresses all in black. Johnny Cash did not shop at Walmart.

Clerk goes back to the stock room for a new TV.

Bam, the lights go out! No electricity!! Can't buy a TV...or anything. (Boy, that gallon jar of pickles sure looked good.)

The staff herded us to the front of the store. And out to the street.

We depart Purgatory unsated.

But we went back. This time, the store burst into flames.

Ha ha! No. We turned to salt.

Bruce