On the Subject of Gifts

Thoughtful readers have inquired about our recent posts, seeking clarification about solicitations for gifts for various events in our lives.

Definition of terms
Our meaning us specifically.  Not the royal Our, or even the democratic Our.  [Certainly not the Republican Our.  That would be Them.]   Us - Bruce, Jenna, and Clancy.  Not you.  Let's move on then.

Events meaning any action or circumstance in the aforementioned our lives that would suggest some demonstration of appreciation or admiration.  When in doubt, go with a positive affirmation of said admiration.

Gifts meaning something of value to us.  Again, if uncertain, double down.

Inquiry
"Bruce," these readers write, using the correct form of the name Bruce, "How should we think of your blatant requests for gifts?"
1 As an opportunity to practice generosity?
2 As your way of allowing us to show you how we feel about the product of your creative process?
3 As a crass call for material wealth in the midst of so much suffering?

"What should we think?"

Answer - "Say what?"

Look, just give till it hurts (you), back off a bit, then give the rest.  Knowing that it hurts you [a lot] more than it hurts us [not at all].   Like a sadistic dentist.  Or like George W when he realized there were no more Presidential elections to steal.  Like that.

I hope this clears things up.  Future inquiries on this topic must be accompanied by gifts.

"Gifts.  Not required.  Just expected."

Bruce

PS Jenna does not approve of these gift solicitations.  But she wears that huge cocktail ring all the time.