Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Return of the One Ton

We decided not to keep the Buick after all.

It's too small.  Not imposing enough.  I had to wait to make left turns at traffic lights and lost fights for parking spaces.  Faced with a one ton dually truck, they all move aside.

And too many people insisted on washing the car windshield.  These guys could never reach the windshield on the truck.   Costs went up as they demanded payment for unrequested services rendered.  Cheaper to drive the truck.

I guess a car just isn't practical.  Maybe I should compromise on a Hummer.  With 50 cal machine guns, just as it was designed.  No one will approach those windows!

Bruce

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