Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Blogging for MySpace

Friends
We have 0 MySpace friends.
We prefer our corporeal friends.


About Us
Want a scoop?
...We think of poop.
Cause we RV
...And so you see.
What goes out, we

can’t recoup
...In a normal septic loop



Our Music
** Nothin, cause we don’t have room for CDs and get no radio reception out in the boonies.

** We usta like the Rolling Stones. But yesterday we heard their music in the ceiling of Walgreens Pharmacy. They once took drugs. Now they market Metamucil.


Our Books
-
Medicare Benefits Summary

- How To Grow Your Portfolio Into Three Figures

- Clean Your Septic Tank for Less Than $5 a Day


Our Philosophy
We’re retired. We don’t change our clothes every day. (Bruce only)

I’ll give you my social security card when you take it from my cold wizened hands.

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