Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Yee Haw!!!

We're Texans at last. I never realized how much my soul has hungered to be part of the biggest state in the Union.

Alaska? Whazzat? I'll ask ya what anyway?

Yes sir. We the best. You folks in (enter inferior state here) ain't squat. Ha!!

Washington State? You mean they named a state after him? You kidding, right? Ha ha!!

Wasn't our Texas Boy George W the greatest President of the 21st century? Maybe they should name a state after him!!! Ha ha ha!!

Ooop. Overplayed my hand there. Guess you figured out I was funnin' all along.

OK, back to the west coast after all.

Bruce

PS Clancy says, "Heck, Australia is even bigger than Texas. And they speak better English. And our kangaroos can beat the tar out of your roadrunners."

Down boy!

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