Election update

We have been following the primate primaries. Our household is closely divided.

Jenna and Bruce hew closely to the ABBC (Anybody But Bush Clones) platform and support Democratic candidates.

Denby, on the other hand, embraces candidates using AMSI (Alliterative Method of Self-Interest.) He Considers himself a Canine Corgi who Covets Chow. Therefore he Chooses Conservativatism and supports Republican candidates. He is writing in for John Cox.

We plan to Confine Denby on election night.

Bruce