From the Blog Wire Service
The public relations spokesperson blinks uncomfortably as she surveys the scene. The Paparazzi have mobbed the hospital hallway, begging for news of the Blog Writer.
Q What is the Blog Writer’s medical status?
A HIPAA law prohibits us from releasing any medical information on the Blog Writer’s condition.
Q C'mon, HIPAA doesn't apply in the Blogosphere, which exists beyond this space/time continuum…on computers in Brooklyn.
A Oh?
Q Rumor has it his surgeon gave him a knee from a genetically modified Holstein cow.
A No, of course not. His insurance would never pay for that. They only cover certified organic cattle.
Q A maintenance worker said that he endured great pain for 18 hours, resisting a variety of narcotic pain blockers.
A True enough. Dr. Lois Lane finally weakened his resistance using medicinal Kryptonite.
Q Is it true one of his arms is now shorter than the other?
A No, tho the brain cells in his Left Hemisphere are narrower than before surgery. He'll never notice.
Q Wait, there's Britany Spears!!
The herd thunders away and the Blog Writer quietly exits Stage Left.
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